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avianeurope:

Common Swift (Apus apus) »by Fred
twintrolldevon:

OMG LOOK AT ITS LITTLE BREATH!!!

howtogrowthefuckup:

SO HELP ME GOD YOU LITTLE SHITS BETTER USE FAFSA.GOV TO FILL OUT YOUR FUCKING FAFSA.

IF YOU PAY $88 TO FILE YOUR FAFSA AT FAFSA.COM, I WILL SMACK THE DUMB LOOK RIGHT OFF YOUR DAMN FACES. FAFSA.COM IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE US DEPARTMENT OF ED. THEY ARE BAD PEOPLE WHO WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY AND CHARGE YOU TO FILL OUT A FREE FORM.  A FREE FUCKING FORM. FREE IS THE FIRST WORD IN THE ACRONYM!

.GOV IS LOVE. .COM IS A PUTRID POOL OF FUCKERY.

-THE VERY ANGRY SUDDEN ADULT

fitwithoutfat:

Simple & delicious recipe from @happyandhealthy96 😍 Just blend 5 frozen bananas with 2 cups frozen blueberries! #happyandealthy96

misterandry:

been on this website for a long time and all i’ve gotten out of it is a horrible familiarity with how many fucking people like to eat ass

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collar:

how can people even be cute, tell me your secrets

Look in the mirror and say, “I’m cute.” And believe yourself.

happyvibes-healthylives:

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